The do -it-ur-self/kitchen style /
“Charlie stop picking your nose ,Lola don’t drink the bleach !”shouted mum .PAUSE ,carry on reading that sentence if you keep repeating this sentence you an tell that mum if about to tear our her hair! That is because she has twenty five children yes you read it twenty five . The house she lives in , is full of dirty washing stacked in huge piles I every small corner you go to . The large , dirty house is actually really big it just appeares small due to all the washing .
Mum has blonde hair and green eyes and is a hard working woman because she has to look after twenty five children ! One day she had had enough ! She had had enough of doing everything SPLAT! That was the news paper going through the mail box . Mum slowly walked over to the mail box and bent down and grabbed the post and walked back over to the chair she was sitting in . She started to read when she came across an article it said , dr Charles Tribbles has invented a new invention called Do – it – ur – self /Kitchen style / only £25.00 it will do a lot of work for you !
Suddenly that was it , she could buy that machine and she would be able to relax and do anything she wanted . So she decided to go to the inventors house to get this amazing machine . A couple of minutes later on the long , dusty road , emerging from the fog was a large Newley built , crooked house . Excited , she ran to rusty gates and slowly but carefully pushed them open . Then from her feet she heard loud ferocious barking she looked down and there where two French Bulldogs . A few minutes later she heard a voice from the top window of the house .
” OY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE !?” Shouted the man .
” I am a customer and I would like to purchase Do-it -ur-self /kitchen style / ” Mum replied .
“Okay watch the cogs and wheels on the way in ! “He exclaimed . Mum ,who was excited , ran up the drive way into the house and up the stairs to the room the inventor was in . He had three pairs of glasses on his head , and a tweed jacket and black pants in with his slippers ??
” here you go ” said the inventor dumping Mum with a large , heavy box .
“Thank you you don’t know how much this means to me !” She said happily . She carefully climbed down the stairs .
Soon later she arrived home and put the children to bed and started to put together the fantastic machine . It was the first time EVER ! She got relax she read a book and lit rose smelling tea lights .
But, one dreadful day , Casper was kicking a ball around the kitchen and hit one of the wires and the machine malfunctioned and broke down .
“CASPER ! HOW MANNY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU DON’T KICK THE BALL IN DOORS KNOWNI NEED TO CALL THE INVENTOR TO FIX IT!!!!!” Yelled mum angrily . Annoyed , she went over to the phone dialled the number 1065 78921 it began to ring .
“Hello this is Rosina I came to your house yesterday to purchase a machine and know it has malfunctioned and broke down can you fix it ??” Said Mum calmly .
” Of corse I can I will be there soon in fact in a tootle -oo “he replied . Half a hour later he arrived and began to fix the machine . Charles Tribles cut his bandaged finger on a bit of plastic .
“OWW!” He cried in agony . A few rolling hours later he had finished .
” I have finished now and now my work is done goodbye ! “He exclaimed happily .
” Goodbye ” she said as he left . She never saw the inventor again but luckily the machine never broke down again (because Mum locked all the balls in the Cupboard under the stairs )
The end by Charlotte Walmsley
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